Decline and Fall.

After going through one of the more invasive procedures, i recieved this questionaire in the mail asking me to rate, from 'very poor" to very good" things like the "comfort of the wating area", "skill of the staff who provided your treatment" (OMG, they allow a "very poor" box for skills?), and " likelihood of recommending our facilities to others" ( hey bob, if you ever need your colon checked out, have i got a place for you! and i think they're skillfull, too!)

And, no kidding, if i return the survey, i am automatically entered in a sweepstakes for a new ford mustang. i'm not, er, shitting you.