Mean A-List BloggerBears?

 me: i've started a blog. i don't think anyone reads it. but hell, i have so much time on my hands..it's kinda fun.

bar bud: do you comment on other guys' blogs?

me: yeah; i found this really interesting group of new york bears through Andrew Sullivan's site. He had a link to some guy. You know him?

bar bud: no.....but is this...

me: ...he's a writer..

bar bud:  ...like really big group that's like in dc too?

me: yeah! it's really cool watching these links expand exponen... 

bar bud: (gives me look of pity)...oh you are sooo ignorant short one! does this group include X over there?

me: yeah! i just discovered that! i was gonna tell you that.....

bar bud: DO NOT GO NEAR THEM OR GET TANGLED UP WITH THEM! THEY ALL THINK THEY ARE GOD'S GIFT AND THEY ALL ACT LIKE CHILDREN ON A PLAYGROUND! THEY ALL FUCK EACH OTHER AND PRETEND THEY HAVE MONEY AND MAX OUT THIER CARDS. really, i'm not kidding..LEAVE THEM ALONE! you'll just get hurt! stay with us back here (in the bar)! we have more fun!

me: they don't seem mean at all. i mean i don't know any of them...

bar bud: i hate to tell you this, but they wouldn't look at you baby. i'm sorry, but it's true. you don't have the look or the money or education...

me: but i went to yale. and this group includes bob mould! and he is like my...

bar bud: who he?

me: i have to go piss. watch my beer?

me: to myself, taking a piss: fuck it.

Comments

[copperred]

Mean Girls? I'd say it was more like Sex and the City meets a Brawny Man commercial (the old one in flannel, not the new "metro" one), hardly an A-list gathering. After all, the Blade says there is no A-list in DC.