To Make Happy Pills: Consumer Report for guys over 40 and loving it.
It was the first one out of the gate. I was in my doctor's office when the pharm rep came in with the first free pack. "Is that the little blue pill?" I asked. A half hour later I was washing one down with a raspberry smoothie from the food cart in the hospital lobby. When nothing jumped after an hour or so, I popped another. I was going out that night and wanted to be homo erectus.
By the time I hit the door I had my first case of Bluevision. Everyone looked like an audition line for Blur Man Group, but I was so f****d flushed and sweating, and buzzed from an X and a superwoody the bluish tint was just rather amusing.
Performance? Um, well I made the mistake of whispering the woody part to a buddy and because this was a touchy bear bar, things got out of hand as the night went on. We ended up being asked to leave.
Base: It doesn't last very long, even if you're stupid enough to take too much.
L E V I T R A
I have not tried this one, because, from the adverts, it seems to make one want to move to Napa and share side-by-side hot tubs with your signifigant other, while watching the sun set over vinyards. I have no interest in any of that.
Base: Napa? No.
C I A L I S
I have settled on this because it does last longer than Viagrrrrra (36 hours), even tho it takes a bit longer to take effect (if you're planning to jump right into a carnal mosh pit as soon as you hit Rehobeth, drop it at the Annapolis Bridge.)
There is no Blue Haze and minimal flushing. but the grain of the wood is good and straight and true. And it mixes well with Miller Light. But especially: each looks like a tiny Noguchi table (w/o the legs. You do have toothpicks and Elmers, right?)
Base: ED be gone. Not that I have it....




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